Vitals Stable Sanity Not Included Nurse Tee

Nurse Shirt – Vitals Stable Sanity Not Included Tee

Looking for the perfect nurse shirt? This bold “Vitals Stable Sanity Not Included” heavyweight tee is the official uniform for nurses who keep everyone else alive while running on coffee, spite, and pure determination.

Crafted from soft, durable unisex heavy cotton (Gildan 5000), this nurse shirt delivers all-day comfort with a classic fit that runs true to size. The high-quality print lasts wash after wash and looks great in Black, Navy, Dark Heather, or White.

Key features of this nurse shirt:
• Soft, durable unisex heavy cotton tee (Gildan 5000)
• High-quality print that lasts wash after wash
• Classic fit – true to size
• Available in Black, Navy, Dark Heather & White

Perfect for Nurses Week, long shifts, or just surviving another 12-hour day. Bold, funny, and instantly relatable nurse humor that stands out in any break room or hospital hallway.

Whether you’re a floor nurse, ER nurse, ICU nurse, or just proud of the nurse in your life, this nurse shirt says what everyone’s thinking.

Nurse life. Vitals stable. Sanity optional. Wear it with pride.

Order your nurse shirt today and represent the real heroes who keep the world running.